I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
Oh I see! Pterodactyl has no herr!
I could use a friend to talk to right now. Sounds kinda strange, but if you’ve got time/inclination feel free to call/text.
8. Not only will her dad give you 8 goats, he’ll throw in her sister too!
10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?
so my certain someone had changed my name in his phone a while back, and I just wrestled the information from him. He named me ‘Lorelei’ and if that’s not a cute thing, then I’m sorry but it is.